愚人节的搞笑祝福短信(精选11句)

1、7.know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知...

2、11.as far as you go to die

3、10.I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。

4、8.小明：I am sorry!

5、4.I will give you some color to see see !我要给你点颜色瞧瞧!

6、9.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

7、2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?

8、老外：I am sorry too!

9、小明：I am sorry three!

10、老外：What are you sorry for?

11、1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿