原版英语笑话（讲笑话大全英语）

原版英语笑话【一】

1 . The world rushes on over the strings of the lingering heart making the music of sadness世界在踌躇之心的琴弦上跑过去，奏出忧郁的乐声。

2 . Have positive work attitude and be willing and able to work diligently without supervision有积极的工作态度，愿意和能够在没有监督的情况下勤奋地工作。

3 . , silver cultivated land, harvest jinshijie

4 . 心情低落的时候，朋友的鼓励就像“加油站”，一两句简单的话就会让我们力量满满！——“加油！你没问题的！”“相信自己！”——那么这些话在英语里怎么说呢？一起来学习吧。

5 . 准备吃苦，坚持下去。

6 . That’s the spirit! 用于鼓励他人的勇气决心，意思是那样才对，那才算好样的。

7 . 分公司 branch office

8 . lost time is never found again。光阴一去不复返。

9 . think twice before acting。三思而后行。

10 . a gentleman acts on behalf of an understanding friend,as a woman makes herself beautiful for her lover。士为知己者用，女为说悦己者容。

原版英语笑话【二】

1 . keep right/left 靠左/右

2 . vacant (厕所无人

3 . 严禁烟火——no fire

4 . 吊装区域禁止停留——sling , no stop

5 . Oliver fell on his knees, clasping his hands together, and begged them to kill him if they pleased rather than send him away with that dreadful man He insisted on staying rather than go

6 . 酒好不怕巷子深good wine needs no bush。

7 . 应聘者须勇于挑重担。

8 . 有些语句的词序变动较大阅读和翻译时要弄清其结构。如：Easier said than done (=It is easier to be said than to be done In science, more than in any other human institution, it is necessary to search out the past in order to understand the present and to control the future (= It is more necessary in science than in any other human institution to search out…

9 . 必须相信自己，这是成功的秘诀you have to believe in

10 . I&#;m sure it&#;ll work out

原版英语笑话【三】

1 . Toll Free 免费通行

2 . 找出每个句型中的主要成分，并理解主要成分和次要成分(例如定语，状语，补语等之间的关系。

3 . On 打开 （ 放）

4 . For Use Only in Case of Fire 灭火专用

5 . "…+比较级+and+比较级…" 如：…his poor cheek has turned ever thinner and paler

6 . shut 此路不通

7 . I would as lief (as soon die as live in dishonor

8 . No matter how far apart we are, my thought always find their way back to you Missing you无论我们相距多么遥远，我的思念总在你的身边。想你！

9 . Information 问讯处

10 . The enemy rots with every passing day, while for us things are getting better daily

原版英语笑话【四】

1 . having a wide range of hobbies, including oral english, music, movies and literature

2 . 英雄所见略同great minds think alike。

3 . Open Here 此处开启

4 . I would sooner die than do such a thing

5 . Pull 拉

6 . Filling Station 加油站

7 . Handle with Care 小心轻放

8 . Having good and extensive social connections具有良好而广泛的社会关系。

9 . 集思广益two heads are better than one。

10 . Pub 酒店

原版英语笑话【五】

1 . Wipe Your Shoes And Boots请擦去鞋上的泥土

2 . The price of wisdom is above rubies We love truth above everything else

3 . be prepared for a rough time and hang in there

4 . 思想成熟上进心强， 并具有丰富的人际关系技巧。

5 . "How long is he going to stay there?" - "I don&#;t know exactly, but… the longer he stays the better"

6 . As long as men live, water will continue to be what it is today - next in importance to oxygen

7 . 当心电离辐射——be careful ionization

8 . This is the easiest book I&#;ve ever read Mrs Thomson works hardest of all

9 . , the wonderful way of life, the first step to start a business

10 . a rolling stone gathers no moss。滚石不聚苔，转行不聚财。

原版英语笑话【六】

1 . Insert Here 此处插入

2 . Women“s/Ladies/Ladies” Room女厕所

3 . 胜者为王，败者为寇losers are always in the wrong。

4 . 人事部 personnel department

5 . 禁止入内——no entry

6 . Good people management and communication skills Team player有良好的人员管理和交际能力。能在集体中发挥带头作用。

7 . conscientiously, absorbedly work in a planned and order way; pursue the perfection

8 . , not afraid of entrepreneurship, is afraid of laziness and mediocrity

9 . Dear as are father and mother, the motherland is still dearer

10 . office hours 办公时间

原版英语笑话【七】

1 . , youthful pilotage entrepreneurship, the wisdom to shape the future

2 . 英语口语流利，具有良好的英语阅读写作能力;普通话标准。

3 . Ability to deal with personnel at all levels effectively善于同各种人员打交道。

4 . 谢绝参观——no visit

5 . We would sooner die fighting first before we allow this to happen to us

6 . 产品开发部 product development department

7 . "I would rather die with my head high, with indestructible faith and profound belief in the destiny of our country, than live in humility and renounce the principles which are sacred to me"

8 . Do Not Pass 禁止超车

9 . 有良好的管理艺术和组织能力

10 . It&#;s less cold than it was yesterday

原版英语笑话【八】

1 . no entry 禁止入内

2 . 翻译科技英语中结构复杂的句子，首先应对句子结构进行语法分析，理清各结构层次的隶属关系。译者分析句子结构可采取以下步骤:

3 . Fragile 易碎

4 . "How is your watch?" - "My watch goes the most accurately"

5 . The main qualities required are preparedness to work hard, ability to learn, ambition and good health主要必备素质是吃苦耐劳精神好学习能力优事业心强和身体棒。

6 . I preferred these ruins to Kate&#;s pointed yellow boots He prefers doing to talking

7 . no cycling in the school 校内禁止骑车

8 . A person with ability plus flexibility should apply

9 . [附注] 关于等差句有以下几点需要注意：

10 . hang in there 坚持住

原版英语笑话【九】

1 . , youth entrepreneurship, wings dream

2 . Better say nothing than nothing to the purpose

3 . , thousands of pioneering roads, innovation to speed up

4 . I find the buildings in the campus are a bit old-fashioned 我发现校园里的建筑都很古老陈旧。 I mean what I say 我说到做到。 I mean to give you this book today, but I fo-rgot 我本来打算今天还你的书的，可是我忘了。

5 . give way 快车先行

6 . In point of strength, he is second to none (second to none独一无二

7 . better be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion。宁为鸡头，不为凤尾。

8 . = the sooner you do it the better it will be = By how much sooner you do it, by so much better it will be

9 . FF 快进

10 . follow your own course, and let people talk。走自己的路，让别人说去吧。