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关于英语考试的搞笑句子(考试英语幽默段子)

关于英语考试的搞笑句子(考试英语幽默段子)



关于英语考试的搞笑句子【一】

1 . I dont know除此之外我别无选择。

2 . 现在是努力的时候了,为了你自己的将来,为了你自己的明天,努力吧!

3 . Unite as one, fight against the epidemic situation and help each other Only tomorrow will spring blossom!

4 . Please reduce to crowded places

5 . The days flow quietly Whats better at home than at the front line What if you cant go out? Just pray that the game with virus will end soon! Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving for our life and health, should have a stable sun, moon and stars

6 . 五洲四海任我游,三堂二课皆用功,一生前程始于此。

7 . Its my only choice

8 . We should not throw litter onto the ground

9 . Take advantage of this period of time, dont run around, read books at home and keep fit When the epidemic is over, let the whole world welcome you from the inside to the outside, and you also welcome the new life with the best posture!

10 . 水的量是适宜的饮料是越来越少了。

关于英语考试的搞笑句子【二】

1 . 争取时间就是争取成功,提高效率就是提高分数。

2 . The epidemic has been spreading for so many days I wish the motherland, refuel for the motherland, and refuel for Wuhan! I hope that our Chinese people will no longer be affected by the virus, put into work as soon as possible, and build a more prosperous motherland!

3 . the worlds wonderful, is chasing the dream of dribs and drabs

4 . We should not spit in a public place/ cut down the trees

5 . I hope the inflection point of the epidemic situation will appear as soon as possible! Hope there are no more cases! I hope that all the people will wear masks according to the requirements, not party, not visit! Thanks to all the people who are working hard to prevent and control the epidemic situation! May everything be well! May everything be safe! May the virus be defeated as soon as possible! Hope to recover soon!

6 . 愿知识之泉,经书籍而奔流,流进你的心田!

7 . 今日寒窗苦读,必定有我;明朝独占熬头,舍我其谁?

8 . 考试的时候不要紧张,尽量发挥,就当做是一次练习。

9 . Not a chance! (没戏。

10 . 刚接到玉帝通知:牛郎织女由于兴奋过度,失足掉下鹊桥,七夕情人节取消,请互相转告。

关于英语考试的搞笑句子【三】

1 . 在为事业奋斗的征途上,拄着双拐的人虽然步履艰难,但只要有一颗奋发不息的心则可以登上成功的峰巅的。

2 . 考试不要得鸭蛋,银行卡不要是零蛋,工作不要让小人捣蛋,生活的心态不要是臭皮蛋。可一年一度的元旦,总让我挂念着你这个淘气蛋:祝考试顺利,新年快乐!

3 . 最美有你,世界上最远的距离不是天涯海角,生死离别,而是我真心爱你,而是你心里却感觉不到我对你真诚和执着忠心的爱!

4 . 就要考试了,但愿我的问候短信会为你送去一份轻松清爽的心情,不要太紧张哦!不然可会把谜底忘掉的!我在这里支持着你,鼓励着你,为你祝福!

5 . I really want to go out and play I really hope that the epidemic will end soon and the source of virus infection will be controlled as soon as possible

6 . Pay tribute to all the staff who are fighting in the epidemic situation! May you come back safely when the flowers bloom in spring May all the good things come and all the unhappiness disappear Come on, Wuhan! Go China!

7 . 考试在即,愿你以良好的心态,取得理想的成绩。

8 . 它”是我们的责任来保护我们的环境。

9 . everyone should take action with a dream and be strong with a reason if the heart has no place to perch on, you will always be a drifter no matter where you are

10 . 想到就一定说到,说到就一定做到,做到就一定见到(成绩)。

关于英语考试的搞笑句子【四】

1 . 榜上有名固可喜,名落孙山亦莫恼!只要努力了,就一定会成功的,祝你中考大捷!

2 . 读一年又一年,毅力啊!考一门过一门,犀利啊!报一个中一个,实力啊!(祝福发一个收一个,情谊啊!祝奋斗在考试一线的`朋友们考试顺利!

3 . 璀璨银河荡漾着爱情的浪花,牛郎织女演绎着天地间的情缘,喜鹊黄牛是牵线搭桥的红娘,传世神话有情人终成眷属。愿你:七夕相会圆你梦。

4 . 这是每个人的责任,爱护和保护环境。

5 . 只求“少丢分”,不说“得高分”!

6 . It was fate (这就是命运呀!

7 . 我等到了七夕,却没有等到你。

8 . 许多河流和湖泊受到严重污染。

9 . can not touch, unreal also true, the mirage in dream Can not see, between heaven and earth, the pursuit of dreams to the end

10 . 善待地球就是善待自己。

关于英语考试的搞笑句子【五】

1 . Well, its better than nothing (可总比没有强吧。这就是命运呀!

2 . 保护我们生存的环境是我们的责任和义务。

3 . Dont give up so early (别那么快就认输。

4 . I dont have a clue

5 . 情人节表白,人家不听。愚人节表白,人家不信。清明节表白,人家不应。

6 . 再长的路,一步步也能走完,再短的路,不迈开双脚也无法到达。再冷的石头,坐上三年也会暖。

7 . 学习就像爬坡,同样的高度,基础好的人爬的是很短的坡;基础差的人爬的是一个长坡,但最终的高度是一样的。爬长坡的人很可能后劲会更大,成就更突出。不管你现在的考试成绩如何,只要慢慢坚持就会胜利。

8 . , is an ideal source of strength, wisdom, the cradle of charge standard, Zhanji sword

9 . You should stop smoking (你该戒烟了。

10 . Keep the enviroment clean and tidyWe have only one earthWe should try our best to pretect it,make our home more and more beautiful

关于英语考试的搞笑句子【六】

1 . Its history 表示“已经没有了”“是过去的事了”。

2 . 我不知道未来会是怎样的,可是那些挑灯夜战奋笔疾书的日子知道,那些寒风凛冽里为中考奔波的日子,它们都变成日后你们迎接更美好人生的铺垫。

3 . Thats the way it goes (没办法呀。毫无线索。

4 . , dream as long as it can endure, can become reality Dont we live in dreams?

5 . 面壁囊萤今露角,干云破浪始达人。

6 . If you eat less, your family will not fade

7 . 没有了旋律,就没有了诗歌,没有了色彩,那是怎么样的生活?愿春天赋于你绚丽是色彩无限的希望美好的未来。

8 . 我们必须拿起一些垃圾,扔到垃圾桶它。

9 . Patients with fever symptoms, please go to the fever clinic of medical institutions in time

10 . 垃圾污染环境,损害健康,不要到处扔垃圾

关于英语考试的搞笑句子【七】

1 . It“s our duty to protect our environment

2 . 考试段子:考前一个月,同学的QQ签名是“事在人为”;考前一周,该同学的签名改为“一切随缘”;考试结束后,签名遂改为“重在参与”。

3 . Its hopeless

4 . It is everyones responsibility to fight against the epidemic

5 . the pursuit of dreams on the road, gorgeous fall, always better than unnecessary wandering

6 . , the ideal is not a fine magnetic bowl, broken not curium complement; ideal is the flower, withered can open again

7 . 情人节一个人过的节日总是那么微小。

8 . One side has difficulties, eight sides support, unite to fight the epidemic together, hope to defeat the virus as soon as possible!

9 . We respond to the call of the country, stay at home is to contribute to the country, lets work together to overcome the epidemic! Waiting for spring to bloom, everything is beautiful as before!

10 . 一个人至少拥有一个梦想,有一个理由去坚强。心若没有栖息的地方,到哪里都是在流浪。

关于英语考试的搞笑句子【八】

1 . Would you lend me ¥,? (你能借给我日元吗?

2 . 就算你是一个仙人掌,我也愿意忍受所有的痛苦抱着你。

3 . Pay attention to their own health, do a good job in self-protection

4 . we are in the flowering season, full of vigor and vitality is our pronoun, passion is our portrait, chasing dreams, we are ready to wait for the embodiment

5 . Strong protection, do not panic, believe in science, do not spread rumors, we work together, epidemic situation can be prevented

6 . 竞争无情人有情,发条搞笑短信表关心。知道你的准备好,相信结果错不了。高考从来不万能,别为考试伤感情。平心静气复习好,金榜题名人欢笑!

7 . Pay homage to the soldiers fighting in the front line! Youve been working hard! We will be obedient, try not to go out, wear masks, wash hands frequently, do not give you trouble Wish you all safe, we wait for the spring flowers to bloom, the epidemic subsides! Come on, Wuhan! Come on, China!

8 . Fat chance

9 . 七夕要到了,是时候回天上跟月老谈谈心了。

10 . We hope that the people of the whole country will make concerted efforts to overcome the virus as soon as possible

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