搞笑男生自我介绍

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　　搞笑男生自我介绍1

　　Hello, everyone. Autumn is coming. I'm here, too. My name is xx. I'm glad to be here to introduce myself to you. I love to laugh. Mom said I was born laughing. I have to give a thorough examination of the Chinese academy of sciences. I didn't agree, and I said that unless one of you had better eyelashes than my eyelashes, you noticed. My eyelashes look good, don't you believe? LOOK! If you can't see clearly now, it doesn't matter. After class, I would like to make friends, because I am very cheerful, and I can make friends with you. Thank you very much!

　　搞笑男生自我介绍2

　　My appearance is average, I will not elaborate in this, the street will grab any person will have my acquaintance. Character is good, the doctrine of the mean is my ideal, but the force under the social reality, often make some left-leaning and right-leaning, so cause I don't have much achievements, in addition to find a few very hard my friend, I feel rather lonely. But only those who are high will feel lonely, and with my own emptiness and loneliness -- that is, the young people's peculiar loss.

　　I deeply feel his kindness, so I firmly good people good, because I have not the good behavior of I win a lot of friends, feel is god's gift, but I also feel very heartless, especially see strong legs, a strong beggar, I can't see I am trying to install.

　　As a boy, I have to face very much, very face, and a bit too much, maybe I have a very thick skin, so also special face, can not let my skin suffer a little damage.

　　Ha ha! Almost, this guy is easy, not big, not too much.

　　搞笑男生自我介绍3

　　Hello, everyone. My name is liu changqing. I'm from zoucheng, jining.

　　Confucius and mencius were born in our hometown. (applause... ) therefore, we are also known as the land of Confucius and mencius, a state of courtesy.

　　I have a lot of problems with this person. I think you have heard about it. If there is something wrong, please let me know and I will correct it.

　　In college, the first is to learn to be a man, I want to change myself.

　　All of you here are young talent, and one sentence is, I want to learn from you.

　　The former classmates talked about the relationship between junior college and undergraduate, and quoted the classics and expounded their views. This makes me think of qing Gong Dingan a word, it is' heavy section also to people, people with family descendant known '. The division, is the imperial examinations, forerunner, the college entrance examination. For example, I am stretching of specialist turbine chang-qing liu, I much later, stretching also has a high reputation. (laughing... Applause... ) a man who has nothing, he has to say to others, he is an undergraduate of smoking. We all know who he is.

　　I like this campus very much. Engine, good. I see this major when I browse the information, feel very good, very suitable for myself. I come from the countryside, although very fat, the family is not rich, so should be able to endure hardship.

　　I am here to study, and I hope to learn from my teachers and classmates. I want my college life to be full, not empty and boring; I want to keep a hunger, a thirst for knowledge, a hunger for life.

　　I think it's a good thing to go to sea. It can give me a space to calm down and read. I don't know if I can bring some books to the ship. But I had fantasized about reading in the sea breeze and keeping a diary in the surf. I prefer to read books on literature and feel that such a life is ideal.

　　The above my personal introduction, thank you!